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你看懂了这些女人在说什么吗?

    The nice men are ugly.
    The handsome men are not nice.
    The handsome and nice men are gay.
    The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
    Men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
    The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
    The handsome men without money are after our money.
   The handsome men, who are not so nice and some what heterosexual don’t think we are beautiful enough.
    The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
    The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
    The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.          
    NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTaNDS MEN? (来源:英语学习门户 http://www.EnglishCN.com)

Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No.
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want.
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
The same old thing = Nothing.
Nothing = Everything.
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.

 
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